Topic started by sweetlankie (@ hse-mtl-ppp67743.qc.sympatico.ca) on Mon Jun 24 18:42:08 .
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If the Titanic was made in Tamil:

10) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship.

9) There has to be a song with a girl dress like a whore singing in the rain(Deva's VOICE).

8) By the end of the movie the hero finds his mom, dad, sister and brother.

7) It's seven and half-hours long.

6) The movie would be called 'Kathal....' something.

5) Kate played by Simran, and Leonard Di' Caprio played by Rajini Kanth

4) The boat would sink, because there are too many people on it.

3) None of the people would float for long cause of the saris.

2) Vadivel would be The hero's friend( with his stupid jokes)

1) Wait a minute it was an Tamil movie if you think about it.

AND

Can you imagine how many times we would hear "Naan oru tharam sonna 100 tharam sonna maathiri"!!!

PS: The hero, heroine, his mom, dad, sister and brother will float in the cold water for days and yet survive. The villain will drown in the first drops of water.



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Responses:

• From: Vanigal (@ 203.125.151.86) on: Mon Jun 24 23:37:36
  
  this is call typical TAMIL PADAM!
  
  
• From: Janan (@ ccengine01.iseek.com.au) on: Tue Jun 25 02:12:57
  
  VERY GOOD, condensed version of a TAMIL TITANIC if it is to be!!!!!
  
  
• From: Filmfan (@ 164.164.96.174) on: Tue Jun 25 02:49:03
  
  Anyway Titanic itself was a horrible movie, it should not be compared with any other movie in any language
  
  
• From: gal (@ 214.a.010.mel.iprimus.net.au) on: Tue Jun 25 04:29:08
  
  sweet lankie,
  u got a good sense of humour. anyhting dat's copied from a holly wood hit,always turns out to b a flop
  eg:12b and sliding doors it was a great hit in da western world, but wen they made a tamil version of it,no one really got it and it was not very popular(not baggin da actors in da movie or anything)
  
  
• From: Neethi_Devan (@ cache86.156ce.scvmaxonline.com.sg) on: Tue Jun 25 10:30:40
  
  If the Tamil Titanic is just like what Sweetlankie says,
  
  At the beginning of the movie, there will be a song for Rajini, solely about himself and him preaching to the world.
  
  There will be a couple of thugs in the ship who will probably rob an old,helpless lady. He would show his powers and Simran(Kate winslet) will watch this on a close range and fall in love.
  
  When Simran tries to jump off the ship, she will jump anyway, by the time Rajini reaches. He would leap into the water afterwards. The most she could have jumped is 1 to 2m from the ship, but they will show him swimming a mile to save her, on long shot.
  
  Rajini will appear in a smart suit and a song will follow with backdancers in the dining hall.
  
  The villain will ridicule Rajini's financial state. To prove the villain wrong, he would march to the casino and become filthy rich by the next hour of the film.
  
  When playing the 'spitting game' with Simran, Rajini's spit would probably reach the shore!
  
  Simran would probably press Rajini down in the carriage and rape him while he 'innocently' reciprocrates. A duet in a dream sequence will follow.
  
  When the ropes snap and the ship splits into two, Rajini will fly across, grab the robe and probably tie it back with his super strength.
  
  Rajini saves the day and marries Simran.
  They live happily ever after.
  The end! :D
  
  
• From: sweetlankie (@ hse-kingston-ppp193243.sympatico.ca) on: Tue Jun 25 10:42:42
  
  Thanx Janan, neethi and gal...
  Gla u are so rite, tamil people have hard time understanding non-tamil movie*I wonder why*
  
  Neethi u are damn funny...I was laughing like hell while reading ur version of titanic...
  it's so funny, yet be true in Tamil movies...
  
  I hear there is a stupid scene in BABA..
  Baba is chasing a villan his shoes flies off and kicks the villan and fly back to Baba's feet...How pathetic????
  
  
• From: Gokula vani (@ wsip68-15-216-158.at.at.cox.net) on: Tue Jun 25 14:39:36
  
  Hi All, Your stories are good but MIND...
  
  NO ONE WILL DIE IN RAJINI'S MOVIE IF THEY BELIEVE HIM.
  
  So he might have fixed the ship and drove to land safely !!!
  
  ;)
  
  
• From: sweetlankie (@ hse-kingston-ppp193243.sympatico.ca) on: Tue Jun 25 15:02:15
  
  
  yeh he will glue the ship and sail to USA...
  if not, he'll put Simmi on his back and swim all way to USA...
  
  
  
• From: pl (@ inktomi4-ltn.server.ntl.com) on: Thu Jun 27 11:52:04
  
  1)The movie will be called Kaadhal Kapal
  
  2)The hero is Bob the builder so he will fix the ship .
  
  3) One of the song sequences will be in US, Canada and etc ... dream song .
  
  4) The iceberg will look like a wet cloth
  
  5) there will be 5 songs:-
  one song in the begining when hero have never met heroine
  another song is when after heroine was saved b4 commiting suicide(deva tune)
  another song will be when the heroine goes to the third class party(ar rahman)
  another song is when they run around the ship(harris jeyaraj)
  another song will be when the ship is sinking .. a dream song .. ,loads of flashbacks.. hero and heroine...(deva will sing this terrible song)
  
  
  
  

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