Topic started by Pavalamani Pragasam (@ dialpool-210-214-8-64.maa.sify.net) on Mon Jun 30 21:00:38 .
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A couple was celebrating their golden wedding
> anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long
> been the talk of the town. "What a peaceful & loving
> couple". A local newspaper reporter was inquiring
> as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.
>
> "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained
> the man."We visited the Grand Canyon and took a
> trip down to the bottom on the canyon by horse.
>
> We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse
> stumbled. My wife quietly said,'That's once.' "We
> proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled
> again.Once more my wife quietly said, 'That's
> twice.' "We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse
> stumbled the third time. My wife quietly removed a
> revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.
>
> "I started an angry protest over her treatment of
> the horse, when she looked at me, and quietly said,
> 'That's once'. "And we lived happily ever after"