Topic started by rajini (@ ppp-219-65-133-118.bng.vsnl.net.in) on Wed Sep 10 02:14:29 .
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A lady approaches her priest and tells him "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'"
"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn the joys of praise and worship."
"Thank you!" the woman responded.
The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots are holding the rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots and the female parrots say "Hi we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?"
One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away, brother. Our prayers have been answered!"

Responses:

• From: Pavalamani Pragasam (@ 61.1.207.123) on: Wed Sep 10 05:59:16 EDT 2003
  
  lol!
  
  
• From: TN AvargaL (@ cvg-65-27-251-73.cinci.rr.com) on: Wed Sep 10 19:50:42 EDT 2003
  
  Uchchi kuLirumbadi Bible-ai thaan Odhum kiLi
  Paadhiriyaar veettukkuLLe paaduthunnu sonnaanga.
  
  Paaduthunnu sonnadhile thappu enna kaNNaaththaa ?
  
  (uchi vagindhetuthu pichip poo ennum mettil paadi inbuRuga)
  
  

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