Topic started by rajini (@ ppp-219-65-133-110.bng.vsnl.net.in) on Thu Sep 11 01:29:54 .
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A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The
following exchange takes place....

The man says: "What's the problem officer?A man who is driving a car "
Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."
Man: "No sir, I was going 65."
Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80."
[Man gives his wife a dirty look.]

Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail
light."
Man: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!"
Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks."
[Man gives his wife a dirty look.]

Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your
seat belt."
Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."
Wife: "Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt." Man turns to his
wife and yells: "Shut your mouth, woman!"
Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband talk
to you this way all the time?"
Wife says: "No, only when he's drunk."

Responses:

• From: Robbins (@ crc-cache1.jaring.my) on: Thu Sep 11 03:03:18 EDT 2003
  
  story continues....
  
  
  Officer: Ok sir, you may drive off, but please be more careful from now on.
  
  Wife: Wait! Are you letting him off the hook?
  
  Office: Yes, of course.
  
  Wife: But...but why?
  
  Officer: Because it is enough that he is being punished with having you for a wife.
  I can't give him a heavier punishment!
  
  
• From: Robbins (@ 202.184.134.8) on: Thu Sep 11 03:07:59 EDT 2003
  
  story continues....
  
  
  Officer: Ok sir, you may drive off, but please be more careful from now on.
  
  Wife: Wait! Are you letting him off the hook?
  
  Office: Yes, of course.
  
  Wife: But...but why?
  
  Officer: Because it is enough that he is being punished with having you for a wife.
  I can't give him a heavier punishment!
  
  
• From: Robbins (@ crc-cache1.jaring.my) on: Thu Sep 11 03:08:55 EDT 2003
  
  story continues....
  
  
  Officer: Ok sir, you may drive off, but please be more careful from now on.
  
  Wife: Wait! Are you letting him off the hook?
  
  Office: Yes, of course.
  
  Wife: But...but why?
  
  Officer: Because it is enough that he is being punished with having you for a wife.
  I can't give him a heavier punishment!
  
  
• From: Pavalamani Pragasam (@ dialpool-210-214-8-207.maa.sify.net) on: Thu Sep 11 23:31:26 EDT 2003
  
  lol!
  
  

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