Topic started by amresh vashisht (@ 202.140.155.56) on Fri Oct 12 02:20:18 .
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A LOVE POEM ON ACCOUNTS

Anupma,In the JOURNAL paper of my Heart,
I have written a JOURNAL ENTRY,
DEBITING your Love & CREDITING my Affection,
Darling you write a NARRATION.
Your First Love, I have already indicated
In the LEDGER FOLIO columns,
Any way our relations are based
On a DOUBLE ENTRY system,
And as our LOVE is REAL & TANGIBLE,
You DEBIT what comes in,
I CREDIT was goes out,
Your Beauty is CAPITAL in our Business,
My eyes are STOCK-IN-TRADE,
Let us enter into a TRANSACTION.
You secretly give a TRADE DISCOUNT,
I will openly give you a CASH DISCOUNT,
And thus my Partner,
Our TRADING AND PROFIT & LOSS ACCOUNT
Will show SUPER PROFITS.
On the CHEQUE of your Cheeks,
I have enclosed all my WEALTH.
Any time you desire to do so,
The little counter of my Heart
will remain open for you,
Even during NON-BANKING hours.
Darling, you are just like a CONTRA ENTRY,
You are at the DEBIT side and
CREDIT side, Both at the same time.
And so my dear, Let us RECTIFY
All our ERRORS AND TOTAL THE TRIAL
BALANCE of our affairs ARITHMETICALLY,
without maintaining any SUSPENSE ACCOUNT.
In the BALANCE SHEET of life,
Our children will be ASSETS &
SUNDRY DEBTORS,
Animesh will call as
SUNDRY DEBTORS.
Amisha will call as
SUNDRY CREDITORS,
Our BALANCE SHEET will TALLY Automatically
and our AUDITORS will certify,
"THE ACCOUNTS SHOW A TRUE & FAIR
VIEW OF LOVELY BUSINESS CONDUCTED
BY YOU & ME

AMRESH VASHISHT,A CHARTERED ACCOUNTANT

Responses:

• From: smani (@ ub.nic.in) on: Thu Oct 18 01:45:59
  
  hellow,
  excellent in ur way
  but be care full
  RAID will knock your door steps ??/?
  and AUDITING ur BOOKS >....>
  
  
• From: kurankaatti (@ spxychi1.bankofamerica.com) on: Thu Oct 18 17:47:14
  
  Multiple account holders enna panradhu ?
  
  
• From: Misguided Soul (@ trt-on72-165.netcom.ca) on: Thu Oct 18 18:23:58
  
  "OSAMA"ta oppadachiduvo!
  
  Ganesh.
  
  
• From: anita (@ 202.188.207.155) on: Fri Oct 19 01:08:34
  
  kuran sir,
  osamavukkum namma misguided soullukkum
  etho link irukkunnu nenaikkiren
  etukkum jaakirataiyaa irungga!!!
  
  
• From: kurankaatti (@ spxychi1.bankofamerica.com) on: Fri Oct 19 16:38:52
  
  sari sari, enakku rendu kerandi Anthrax kadan kudu anita.
  
  
• From: anita (@ 202.188.207.30) on: Sun Oct 21 08:22:02
  
  niinggalum antha group thana kuran sir?
  
  aala vidungga......windy,enna kapatungga!!!
  
  
• From: Misguided Soul (@ trt-on81-132.netcom.ca) on: Sun Oct 21 20:51:41
  
  Anita,
  Naan irukkein..
  
  Ganesh.
  
  
• From: ss (@ ub.nic.in) on: Tue Oct 23 01:27:17
  
  Despite the topic is diverted, chating is
  still make us to contiune .... if
  it will be kavtithai, then it will
  be enjoyed as much. this will establish
  the e-friendship and e- tamil love.
  see the topic and enjoy
  
  sathiyamani
  
  
• From: Misguided Soul (@ trt-on72-157.netcom.ca) on: Wed Oct 24 00:06:34
  
  Sathiyamani..
  this topic wasn't diverted.. in fact this poem was roaming in the BBS (Bulletin Board System) for several years (as far as I know, in early 90's)..
  
  As far as I concern, this peom is a PALAM KANJU..
  
  Ganesh.
  
  
  
• From: anita (@ 202.188.207.60) on: Wed Oct 24 02:36:26
  
  old is gold misguided avargale....
  
  BTW,
  enna kaapaatta america raanuvanggal
  erkanave vantaacchu....
  
  
• From: mitha (@ ptl-cache6.jaring.my) on: Wed Oct 24 03:08:53
  
  kandipa nan ungalai
  kapatheran anitha
  
  
• From: Segar (@ ce1.time.net.my) on: Wed Oct 24 10:46:27
  
  Nanbargale!
  
  Sila neranggalil sila kavithaigal vanthu vilunthaalum, avai sirappaaga vullana.
  
  Tamil patru iruppathal, nam e-natpu todarum yenru nambugiren.
  
  Mr. Kuran, oru kavithai?
  
  Segar
  
  
• From: Misguided Soul (@ trt-on73-163.netcom.ca) on: Wed Oct 24 19:18:55
  
  Anita,
  Kavanam... Anthrax vanthura poguthu..ippo yella
  America yendraal Anthrax endru porul...
  
  Ganesh.
  
  
• From: Madhan (@ ) on: Tue Dec 4 13:58:52
  
  Auditor nallaavae accounts paathirukaaru. Anuvoda niruthittaara illa........baanuvukkum idaey kavithai thana?
  
  
• From: somanath (@ 61.11.73.237) on: Wed Dec 5 07:30:08
  
  auditor,
  
  anu voda auditing anusaraniyum paathukkonga!
  
  

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