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JOSH New Hindi Movie Review By http://www.lolluexpress.com
"Mumbai Dada" Sharukh Khan, "Dream Girl" Aishwarya Rai, "Tail Less Monkey" Chandrachur Singh, Sharad Kapoor in a New Hit Movie "JOSH". Directed by Mansoor Khan brother of Aamir Khan and Music by Anu Malik. This movie came with lots and lots of expectations as it is a Movie by Two Mega Stars of Mumbai "Sharuk and Aishwarya Rai". The movie was released all over the world on June 9th. Enjoy my Review on New Bollywood Hit movie reviwe "JOSH".
STORY:
The story starts with a Gang fight in Goa. Sharuk Khan so called as MAX is a Dada and so is Sharad Kapoor. They fight with each other for nothing. They have their own borders in their area and throw stones, Slippers, Split Echai at each other. The usual Area Fights like "Figures from One Area cannot Love Guys from other Area". Normally you can see these kinds of fights in Saidapet Fish Market where there will be Gang Fights between "Roudi Rangan" and "Royapuram" Robert! Sharuk Khan comes with a Brown Leather Coat with Ray Ban Coolers with Ear Rings in a 1965 Black Rajdood Bike and fights with Sharad Kapoor! The story goes for Half hour showing the gang fights between each other ! I myself throwed Two stones on the screen.
Aishwarya Rai gets introduced as Sister of Sharuk ! Sharuk Kicks butt's of all the guys who Jollufy Aishwarya! "Tail Less Monkey" Chandrachur Singh (RAHUL) who is a Traditional Young Hindi Hero gets introduced as Sharad Kapoors Brother who is against Sharuk's Gang. For those who doesn't know what is meant by "TRADITIONAL YOUNG HINDI HERO" the following are the features of them.
1. The first feature is they must be half girlish in looks Eg. Saif Ali Khan, Abbas, Kunal
2. They must never have any symptoms of having Mush or Shaven Face
3. They must wear a Violet or Pink color Pant with a Printed shirt which normally the beggars in America wear.
4. They mush know how to play Gitar, Sitar and sing a song with Mike before 10,000 People
5. Girls must be really crazy seeing their Half Female Looks Ex. Hirthik Roshan
6. The most important thing is they must have a hair style like a Congo Orangutan.
RAHUL meets Aishwarya in Church and falls in Love with her. Then a Dream song with Aishu Doll maintaining good Distance gets over. Then the movie runs for another one hour showing all sorts of "SAIDAPET and GORUKUPET" gang fights and Aishwarya travelling with Sharuk in that 1960 Rajdood etc etc. Slowly Aishu falls in Love with that Traditional Hindi Hero although she knows that his brother is Sharuk's enemy.
Rahul then does some JAMES BOND 007 Job like finding the history of Sharuk Khan! Then he says to Sharuk that he loves his sister "Aishwarya"! Sharuk who cant take this kicks him, Ties him in a rope and kicks him and he falls down. His Brother "Rowdi Rangan" hears this news and rushes to his place. Meanwhile Aishu who is in love with Rahul feels bad and another Dream song in Goa Beach like He wearing a Beach dress and Aishu in Swim suit (Fully Covered) and dancing, Jumping etc etc gets over.
The ultimate comedy is Climax. Both the Gangsters fight with each other, kicking each other. Sharuk takes his gun and the other guy takes his Knife. The bang with each other like Gorillas in Vandalur Zoo making sounds like Pig. Sharuk As usual with lots and lots of Cuts in his body and blood flowing from his lips and shouting
"SALE TUM KO MAR DALUMGA MAIN" (Magane I am going to Kill you in English) and the other guy shouting "KUTHE KI BACHA THUMARI ANKO KO KAT DUNGA MAIN" (Street Dog I am going to cut you into Pieces) !!!!! At last Sarad Kapoor flies from a rock on Sharuk and Sharuk Shoots like a Beggar Shooting a Pig and he dies.
Then the Court scene. Traditional Indian movie court scene like a Old PERISU sitting as Judge with a Black Coat and a Person who looks like a Person Affected in Plague for 10 years is the Lawyer and he asking Sharuk "Thum Ne Usko Mar Dalu Na" ( Did u Kill him In Hindi) . Then RAHUL comes to court and says that he killed his brother to save his life and it was not done intentionally. The movie ends as Sharuk Thanking Rahul and giving his sister to that Tail less Traditional Hero! Magane Kolranga da !!!!
SHARUKHAN:
The whole movie Sharuk Comes with a Dada Outlook like the Dada's in Saidapet Fish Market and does lots and lots of overacting. He exactly looks like a person affected by Cholera for 3 Months. Sad thing is he comes as Brother for Aishwarya and was forced to Hug Aishwarya in a brotherly manner like Shivaji Hugging Savithri in "PASA MALAR" which was really sad ! He didn't have good hit this year with couple of his movies didn't run as expected and with HIRTHIK ROSHAN coming big Sharuk was forced to do a good job in this movie or else his No.1 Position is a Big Question mark ! I would say he did a OK job in this movie But compared to his previous hits like DARR, BAZZIGHAR this movie is a very very normal one for him. I would love to see Sharuk Doing his negative Hero role's!!! Another movie for Sharuk!
AISHWARYA RAI:
All the good Words related to beauty will fit for her in this movie too. But a very different Aishwarya with a modern Dress which to me is only 75% Aishwarya. She is too good in her Lehanga Cholies and North Indian Dress compared to Western Dress. All the description I wrote in my previous review like Taal, Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam, Kandukonadain Kandukondain applies to her in this movie too. Especially that song in Goa Beach she was really superb. Another movie for Aishwarya !
CHANDRACHUR SINGH:
A Traditional Hindi Hero who meets all the requirements of Hindi heros mentioned about. He looks like a person who sells "PANANGAI in PERAMBUR" !! He comes with a sad face seeing Aishu in a side angle and runs a Bakery shop ! Sings two duets with Aishu wearing a Orange Pant ! Fortunately there is no Mike song or Guitar Song in the movie. Looks like a Rat that is trying to come out of a Cat Mouth in One angle! I think he must have drunk some 10 liters of Petrol before Acting ! His eyer are real red and eagery waiting to Kiss Aishwarya !
LOLLU COMMENTS:
This movie came out with lots and lots of expectaions and the movie was declared to be a big hit after the FIRST WEEK show in Mumbai. Of course Mega stars like Sharuk and Aishwarya are there in the movie. Songs are ok with Anu Malik doing a OK job. I am sure that its not going to be a big hit considering the story line and the RAT EATEN CAT Face of the hero. How long can we see two SAIDAPET and GORUKUPET Roudies fighting with each other with cycle chain and Soda Bottle although Aishwarya comes and filles the eyes of our Jollus.
Sharuk Khan who impressed all out RICKSHAW guys and Auto Guys with his DAAR and BAZZIGHAR failed to do so with this movie. All that he does is ride bike here and there and fight with Gundas for nothing as our ROAD ROMEOS does in ROYAPURAM and SAIDAPET. I think the appropriate name for this movie would be "ROWDI RANGAN" ! I dont find any reason why they need to have a mega star and Super hit director for this movie.
I think tamil directors extract more from Artist like Aishwarya and Sharuk. After Seeing Aishu in TAAL, Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam and Her recent Kandukondain Kandukondain I think she was Literally wasted in this movie. She comes in a swim suit unfortunately she comes with a Full Pant and Full hand shirt Swim suit ! Sorry Guys ! I think good artist must not be wasted and its worth watching if You get a free video ! I grade this movie to be 45/100 !
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PRABHU,
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