Topic started by S (@ wap1p46.dial.brightok.net) on Sun Jan 4 00:45:12 EST 2004.
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Jane and Peter are lying dead on the floor in a small room. There is a table, water, broken glass, and an open window all around them. How did Peter and Jane die?

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• From: TN AvargaL (@ cvg-65-27-251-73.cinci.rr.com) on: Sun Jan 4 10:48:00 EST 2004
  
  Jane and Peter were drunk.
  They dropped the fish bowl on the floor.
  There were two fish in the bowl. Their names were 'Naachchammai' and 'NalankiLLi Nattuvanaar'.
  Naachchammai was a virgin. She was disciplined, strict, pious, and honorable.
  But Nattuvanaar had bad qualities. He was always causing trouble for Naachchammai in the bowl.
  Whenever Nattuvanaar came near, Naachchammai used to move away with a stylish, naLinamaana movement of her tail.
  Even when sleeping Naachchammai would not close her eyes because she was worried about Nattuvanaar.
  She always used to think 'instead of being in this bowl with this "rowdy rascal" enakku oru saavu varaathaa?'.
  When she was thinking this, Jane, and Peter had dropped the bowl on the floor.
  Because they were drunk each one of them picked up a fish and swollowed it.
  The fish were shocked but they struggled in the throats and fell into the moochchuk kuzhaay and blocked their respiratory system.
  Peter, and Jane died because they could not breathe.
  Once they died their mouth opened (as seen in tamil movies)
  Then Naachchammai, and Nattuvanaar jumped out of the mouths and through the open window fell down from the 8th floor.
  Naachchammai fell into an open sewage ditch. There she lived happily and she was called as 'sEtRil pizhaiththa senthaamarai Naachchammaiyaar'.
  But Nattuvanaar fell on the road and was crushed by a bus.
  
  
• From: TN AvargaL (@ cvg-65-27-251-73.cinci.rr.com) on: Sun Jan 4 13:38:59 EST 2004
  
  Whenever Naachchammai got very angry about Nattuvanaar's actions, he sang
  
  Aaththiram enbathu meengaLukkellaam
  KadaRkarai varai thaanE
  Oru thottiyil neeyum
  Vaazhndhida nErndhaal
  Adanguthal muRaithaanE ?
  
  
• From: S (@ wap3p135.dial.brightok.net) on: Sun Jan 4 20:27:58 EST 2004
  
  Okay. That was a really weird answer but no, that's not the answer to the riddle.
  
  
• From: TN AvargaL (@ cvg-65-27-251-73.cinci.rr.com) on: Sun Jan 4 21:39:06 EST 2004
  
  S, everyone knew Jane, and Peter were two fish even when they were in iraNdaam vaguppu.
  
  
• From: S (@ wap3p117.dial.brightok.net) on: Mon Jan 5 20:32:21 EST 2004
  
  Okay. Yeah, that's the answer.
  
  
• From: Orlia Bloom (@ dial-212-201-12-02.ind.iquest.net) on: Mon Jan 5 21:29:56 EST 2004
  
  is that reali the real answer??? it doesnt make any sense to me....
  
  

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