Topic started by ~~~ (@ 219.92.212.52) on Thu Jun 26 06:04:00 .
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there was an elephant(male) and an ant(female) ,both very good friends.
One day , they went for a walk in the jungle and suddenly noticed a hunter walking around.
Elephant : Oh goddddddd
Ant : Why is that u r getting scared ?
I thought u r suppose to be strong and
brave since u r big !
Elephant : Thats why i am worried.Since I am big ,
he will be able to notice me !

Guess what the ant said ??
Ant : Dont worry ..hide behind me !!!


After few months , the ant went to see her mum and she told her mum that she wants to get married to the elephant.The mum said a big no since the elephant is from a different species.
Ant was so adament that she wants to get married to the elphant.
Ant's mum asked her 'Why is it so important for you to get married to him ??'

Ant said " Because I am pregnant with his child !"

Then both the elephant and ant got married and one evening they went for a ride on the bike and met with an accident.
The elephant was badly injured but nothing happened to the ant !
The ant's mum rushed to the hospital to visit her son-in-law and daughter and was surprised to see nothing happened to her daughter.She asked "hwo come ur husband is badly njured but nothing happened to you ??"

Ant said " because I was wearing a helmet "

OK FRIENDS..CONTINUE THE STORY OF THIS ELEPHANT AND ANT IF YOU HAVE ANY :):)

Responses:

• From: Miami (@ 0-1pool108-37.nas4.peoria1.il.us.da.qwest.net) on: Fri Jun 27 21:52:02 EDT 2003
  
  Why this sudden interest in ant and elephant?Anyway, here is one:
  
  There were 2 ants grazing on the leaf of a plant. An elephant was also grazing nearby, plucking and eating from the branches of the trees around. On noticing the elephant, Ant No 1 wanted to try a mischief on it. It stopped grazing, stretched out it's leg and eagerly waited for the elephant to come near them. The Ant No 2 asked it "Why are you stretching your legs?". The Ant No 1 replied, "So that when the elephant passes this plant, it will trip over my leg and fall down!"
  
  
• From: ~~~ (@ 219.92.215.18) on: Sat Jun 28 02:07:31 EDT 2003
  
  :) thats a good one
  
  
• From: ~~~priyan (@ dclient80-218-20-154.hispeed.ch) on: Sat Jun 28 19:59:22 EDT 2003
  
  Oru oorla niraye erumbu irunthuchan.. Athula moonu erumbu thiruttu erumba irunthichan.. oru naal intha moonu erumbum thirudichaan.. antha neram paarthu anga oru police erumbu vadhucham (cinema police.. illa hero mathiri.. enna police cinema mudivulathaan varum).. mathe erumbu pichikittu odichaam..Police erumbu Bullet'il thurathicham.. romba speed'a poyi dead end'l ninuchan .. anga neraye veed iruthuchan. aana police erumba correct'a thirutti erumbuhal pona veetil poyi kathavia thaticham.. eppaadi..?
  
  
  Anha veetu vaasal'l than moonu erumbu seruppu irunthathe..!
  
  
• From: ~~~priyan (@ dclient80-218-20-154.hispeed.ch) on: Sat Jun 28 20:10:56 EDT 2003
  
  ( Naanga tamizhil kadippom)
  
  Oru oorla moonu erumbu iruthuchan.. moonu erumbum nadanthukittu iruthuchaan.. Mothe erumu sollichaan.. enakku pinnale rendu erumbu varuthunnu.. rendavathu erumbu sollichaan enakku pinnale rendu erumbu varuthunnu.. Sari sari neega ninaikireenga rendavathu erumbu poi solli irukkumnu.. Athaan illai..
  
  Moonavathu erumbu sollichan enakku pinnale rendu erumbu varuthunnu..Eppadi
  
  
  
  
• From: ~~~priyan-Observer (@ cvg-65-27-251-73.cinci.rr.com) on: Sat Jun 28 20:16:25 EDT 2003
  
  Adhelaam oru vattamaa pOyikittu irundhuchaam :-)
  
  
• From: ~~~priyan (@ dclient80-218-20-154.hispeed.ch) on: Sat Jun 28 20:36:22 EDT 2003
  
  Romba sari..
  
  TN pudhi saalippaa..
  
  
• From: Miami (@ 0-1pool108-66.nas4.peoria1.il.us.da.qwest.net) on: Sat Jun 28 23:36:11 EDT 2003
  
  Two ants wanted to get on top of an elephant. The first ant boarded from the front side of the elephant while the other got on from the rear side of the elephant. And then they reached the top.
  
  Now the question is: Why didn't they both attempt together from one single side, but instead chose the opposite sides to get on top?
  
  
• From: Shakthi (@ 203-195-199-244.now-india.net.in) on: Sun Jun 29 13:23:30 EDT 2003
  
  "Romba sari..
  
  TN pudhi saalippaa.."<<<<<<<<
  
  Romba pazhaiyyyyyyyyyya kaDi
  
  Ellarukum teriyum!
  
  "Why didn't they both attempt together from one single side, but instead chose the opposite sides to get on top?"<<<<
  
  May be they wont have enough space and would lead to traffic jam!
  
  
  
• From: Miami (@ 0-1pool108-79.nas4.peoria1.il.us.da.qwest.net) on: Sun Jun 29 18:50:44 EDT 2003
  
  >>May be they wont have enough space and would lead to traffic jam!
  
  You are thinking in terms of space. I am thinking in terms of weight.
  
  The 2 ants thought, if they both climb from the same side, the elephant can't bear their combined weight on one side and will lose the balance. So they climbed from opposite sides to distribute their weight equally. hehehe...
  
  
• From: Miami (@ 0-1pool108-79.nas4.peoria1.il.us.da.qwest.net) on: Sun Jun 29 18:53:18 EDT 2003
  
  Some more kadis.
  
  
  Q: What has two tails, two trunks and five feet?
  A: An elephant with spare parts
  
  Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
  A: Take away his credit card.
  
  
  Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under the bed?
  A: Your nose is touching the ceiling.
  
  
• From: ~~~priyan-Observer (@ cvg-65-27-251-73.cinci.rr.com) on: Sun Jun 29 19:07:55 EDT 2003
  
  Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under the bed?
  A: Your nose is touching the ceiling.
  
  Kamundhu paduthirundhaa ?
  
  
• From: Miami (@ 0-1pool108-12.nas4.peoria1.il.us.da.qwest.net) on: Sun Jun 29 20:43:33 EDT 2003
  
  >>Kamundhu paduthirundhaa ?
  
  TN, Marupadiyum niroobichutte. Nee romba budhisaali!!
  
  ;)
  
  
• From: Miami (@ 0-1pool108-12.nas4.peoria1.il.us.da.qwest.net) on: Sun Jun 29 21:21:52 EDT 2003
  
  Q: How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?
  A: Try picking them up!
  
  Q: What do you call an elephant that flies?
  A: A jumbo jet!
  
  Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?
  A: Time to fix the fence!
  
  Q: What's the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?
  A: About 3,000 miles!
  
  
• From: (@ inet-netcache2-o.oracle.com) on: Sun Jul 6 05:41:59 EDT 2003
  
  Elephant and Ant Joke
  
  An elephant was chasing an ant. The ant ran faster and disappeared from sight. The elephant reached a junction from where the road split into 2 paths. In the junction there was also a temple. The elephant deduced that the ant is hiding inside the temple itself (ie it did not go to any of the other paths). It turned out that elephant was right. How did the elephant correctly deduce this ?
  
  Ans : Elephant saw ant's chappals outside the temple
  
  
• From: mayilvahananpillai (@ 213.42.2.8) on: Mon Jul 21 05:22:50 EDT 2003
  
  Elephant and ant met with an accident. Elephant was badly injured and admitted to ICU. Ant was not injured but admitted to the room adjacent to ICU. Can u guess the reason?
  
  
• From: TamilNattan (@ cvg-65-27-251-73.cinci.rr.com) on: Mon Jul 21 13:20:03 EDT 2003
  
  Ratham kodukkaRadhukku !
  
  
• From: neela (@ 203.116.61.131) on: Mon Aug 4 03:05:21 EDT 2003
  
  Millipede story:-
  All animals gathered for a party. Every animal was there except the Rabbit. Every animal was curious to why the rabbit was not there. The millipede voluntered to check on the rabbit and left but failed to turn up after some time. The bird then flew out to find out about the millipede and returned within seconds. All animals were curious to know what happended to the millipede and then came the answer from the bird. The millipede is still outside the door wearing his shoes......
  
  
  
  
  
  
• From: Priya (@ 202.141.142.20) on: Fri Aug 15 10:18:22 EDT 2003
  
  hello everyone.. naanum oru kadha solraen... but thappa edukadheenga...
  oru naal, oru erumbum, oru yaanaiyum kulikka aaththukku ponangalam... erumbu kulichi mudichi aaththa vittu velaya vandhu dress panna parthudham.. dhideernu kovama adhu yaanaiya parthu.. aei veliya vaa nu kaththicham... guess why??
  ....
  ....
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  u know why??
  adhuvandhu erumbhoda underwear aa kaanomam... yaanai pottirukka nu pakkavam...hehehehe...
  ....... sema joke illa.. pls.. aama nu sollungappa...
  
  
• From: Shakthi (@ 203-195-199-244.now-india.net.in) on: Fri Aug 15 13:58:44 EDT 2003
  
  :)
  
  pona poradhu
  
  nalla joke! amaam nu solliyachu poruma?
  
  : )
  
  
• From: alison's sis (@ 1cust21.tnt34.dfw9.da.uu.net) on: Fri Aug 15 14:07:27 EDT 2003
  
  How do you put an elephant in the fridge?
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  First you cut up the elephant, then open the fridge, put the elephat pieces in the fridge and close the fridge.
  
  
• From: alison's sis (@ 1cust21.tnt34.dfw9.da.uu.net) on: Fri Aug 15 14:10:21 EDT 2003
  
  How do you put a lion in the fridge?
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  First you cut up the lion into pieces, open the fridge, take the elephant out, then put the lion in and close the fridge.
  
  
• From: alison's sis (@ 1cust21.tnt34.dfw9.da.uu.net) on: Fri Aug 15 14:13:19 EDT 2003
  
  The animal king is holding a meeting and he invited all the animals to attend but one animal failed to attend it. Which one?
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  The lion because he's in the fridge.
  
  
• From: alison's sis (@ 1cust21.tnt34.dfw9.da.uu.net) on: Fri Aug 15 14:14:56 EDT 2003
  
  So, one day you decide to visit this forest. ON the way, you have to cross a river with deadly crocodiles. How would you cross it?
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  You just walk across it, because all the crocodiles are at the animal meeting.
  
  
• From: Priya. (@ 202.141.142.20) on: Sat Aug 16 06:13:21 EDT 2003
  
  thanks shakthi..:)... nalla joke nu sonnadhukku porum... :)
  
  

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