Topic started by Siby (@ 61.11.12.9) on Wed Jun 20 04:42:43 .
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What did the Mallu scientist do on reaching the moon?
He tested the soil if it was fit to plant tapioca.

The plane in which two mallus who were traveling crashed over an ocean. Once in the water other passengers swam for floats to keep themselves afloat but the Mallus swam towards the cargo portion collecting lemons to make lemon juice.

Why do Mallus wear Mundu? Because in the Monsoon flood the mundu can be tucked upwards as the water rises.

Who served Tensing & Hillary hot tea on reaching the mount Everest? A Thallassery Mallu.

What can be done to put a Mallu to dilemma ? Offer him fish curry and kaLLu (toddy) and ask him to choose only one of them.

Why did the mallu go to Vatican? To listen ‘Pop’ music.

Where on do you not find a Mallu?

Why do Mallus wear beard?

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• From: JOY (@ 61.11.82.23) on: Mon May 12 06:10:25 EDT 2003
  
  CHRONIC BACHELOR IS ONE OF THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE IN MALYALAM
  
  
• From: Revitup24 (@ lsanca1-ar42-4-61-180-003.lsanca1.dsl-verizon.net) on: Fri Jun 27 05:15:20
  
  Revi from the L B C says,"What's crackin in ya mouths?" ennikya wellya sundhoshum onduh...peace.
  
  
• From: Revitup24 (@ lsanca1-ar42-4-61-180-003.lsanca1.dsl-verizon.net) on: Fri Jun 27 05:16:41 EDT 2003
  
  Revi from the L B C says,"What's crackin in ya mouths?" ennikya wellya sundhoshum onduh...peace.
  
  
• From: lonewolf (@ 212.77.203.38) on: Mon Jun 30 11:12:18 EDT 2003
  
  wht the f***,ho said chronic bachelor is the best movie ever mad.that sucks.................
  
  
• From: asok (@ 193.188.97.151) on: Sun Jul 27 07:25:07 EDT 2003
  
  jokes are good please try to avoid abusing. I have joke with me . One pakistani was chewing chewingom and he had an intention to insult an Indian. he asked. hello, what u people are doing the waste of chikken after food. Indian said we will throw away! paki: we never throw away we have reprocessing unit in karachi and we will export to india after reprocess. Ind: oh.. Paki : what u will do napkins after use. Ind: eh.., we will throw away. Paki: we never, we have bed making co.in lahore we will make bed and pillows to export india. Ind: oh...Oh..(he realised what is his problem) paki: what u will do with the expired medicines must be throwing no? we change the date and exporting india. and he asked u are exporting anything to Pakistan? Ind: Yah Only Chewingum. Paki: Is it...? I can't belive it. but this have a good taste. Ind:oh...oh..oh.. Ind: you use condoms. paki: yah.. Ind: what you will do the used one. Paki: yeh,..What is this we will throw away yaar.never use 2nd time. Ind: Every where in India we have a chewingum factories their raw material is used condom.And as you know we are exporting this to pakistan. By the bye how is the taste! bye... asok
  
  
• From: A. Ranganathan (@ ) on: Thu Jul 22 01:26:54
  
  As a Malayalee I find the use of the word Mallu and the Mallu jokes sickening.
  I strongly feel that these Mallu jokes are NOT originated by the Malayalees themselves. They are the handiwork of people of our neighbouring states, who envy the Malayalees and their success stories. Do any one of you think that the equally sickening "Surd"jokes about the Sardarjis are created by the Sardarjis themselves?
  .
  It is a great trait to laugh at one self. But here the entire community irrespective of caste, religion,creed are being made a laughing stock.
  
  I think it is time for Malayalis who have self respect to start protesting at such downgrading of Malayalees in toto as a bunch of idiots and imbeciles. Please stop this rot!!
  
  
• From: suryaprabha (@ cache2-2.ruh.isu.net.sa) on: Sun Aug 8 11:08:16
  
  Don't worry Renga - Malayalee can speak any language in the world. The others are hardly able to speak thier own language correctly then how do you expect to pronounce malayalam. That is why they are bickering about malayalees. Ponal Pokattum poda!!!
  
  
• From: Miami (@ sdn-ap-020ilchicp0508.dialsprint.net) on: Sun Aug 8 14:25:53 EDT 2004
  
  >>I think it is time for Malayalis who have self respect to start protesting at such downgrading of Malayalees in toto as a bunch of idiots and imbeciles.
  
  I think it is also a good time for Mallus to stop looking at others as imbeciles and idiots, which they have been doing for a long time! It is not enough to respect oneself and money. Learn to respect other people also.
  
  
• From: Kishore Nair (@ 61.247.242.168) on: Mon Aug 9 04:54:25 EDT 2004
  
  I think any community who is succesful has the guts to laugh at themsleves.
  
  
• From: nitty kuruvilla (@ pcp09805070pcs.union01.nj.comcast.net) on: Tue Aug 10 21:28:00 EDT 2004
  
  i think mallu jokes r fine...funny actually...
  
  
• From: happyindian (@ bbcache-11.singnet.com.sg) on: Tue Aug 10 22:44:02 EDT 2004
  
  yes kishore i think so 2. malayalees r successful ppl everywhere.
  
  i hv a doubt, why is the language called malayalam, what does the word malayalam mean? in hindu panchangam u c the word malaya-paksha amavasya. what does the word malay or malaya mean.
  
  
• From: asas (@ 200.35.96.38) on: Tue Aug 17 18:35:21 EDT 2004
  
  asas
  
  
• From: Ramadas (@ pr-108-002.ains.net.au) on: Sun Aug 22 00:57:50 EDT 2004
  
  happyindian,
  "mala" means mountain, kerala is the most mountanious part of south india. when Tamils migrated from their land towards kerala and settled there, their version of Tamil was developed which after centuries because became a separate language. may be in the early days of this separation it was called "malayaaLa tamizh" or the mountanious version of Tamil.
  
  Nothing to do with "mahaalaya paksha" (it is not malaya paksha but mahaalaya paksha) The amavasya you are talking about is new moon day which comes before diwali (about 28 days before diwali).
  
  
• From: bobanum moliyum (@ 61.1.234.188) on: Fri Aug 27 15:42:11 EDT 2004
  
  theres a joke
  malayalee kadayil chennittu: cheta aa chomana eeddiyappam ingu eduthe.
  kadakaran :edo athu eeddiyappamalla 'gilebi'ya
  
  
• From: bobanum moliyum (@ 61.1.234.188) on: Fri Aug 27 15:45:23 EDT 2004
  
  anybody who read this and laugh shud be an intelligient man how was that above joke.
  
  
• From: Ranji (@ 203.200.206.161) on: Mon Aug 30 13:10:06 EDT 2004
  
  Sardar Jokes are nice, but just keep in mind there are terrible jokes about Mallus in other part of the country. So jokes r just jokes and not at all serious. Please give respect to every individual not as Tamils or Sardars but as Human beings.
  Thanks,
  Ranji.
  
  
• From: Madhavan (@ tide163.microsoft.com) on: Wed Sep 1 09:16:03 EDT 2004
  
  bobban..inganathey jokes okke post cheyyarithu.. enikku chirichittu vaiyye... Chirichu chirichu mathi aaagunilla ...
  mone bobba .. ini inganey onnum venda keto ?
  
  
• From: champion sam (@ d.pxy.vu.edu.au) on: Sat Sep 11 09:27:39 EDT 2004
  
  cool goood joke madhavan, i freaking dont understand the language, but i laugh at u because u r so funny. malayaliz jokes are amazing, please SIMPLY keep them on. SIMPLY jump, SIMPLY shout, SIMPLY you guys suck.
  
  
• From: champion's champion (@ pr-108-002.ains.net.au) on: Sun Sep 12 01:36:28 EDT 2004
  
  champion sam
  it is pronounced "SIM-B-LY"
  
  
• From: happyindian (@ bbcache-14.singnet.com.sg) on: Mon Sep 13 10:05:34 EDT 2004
  
  hey champion sam why r u guys getting ugly here...come on...can ppl who like simple fun go on please...
  
  
• From: happyindian (@ bbcache-15.singnet.com.sg) on: Wed Sep 22 09:12:57 EDT 2004
  
  1) Why did Saddam Hussain attack Kuwait?
  He had a Malayalee baby sitter who always used to say "KEEP QUWAIT" "KEEP QUWAIT".
  
  2) Why did the malayalee go to Rome?
  TO hear POPE Music
  
  3) What do you call an Intelligent Malayalee?
  Pheno-MENON
  
  4) What do you call a sexy looking Malayalee?
  Debo-NAIR.
  
  Cheers.
  
  
• From: dileep (@ ras149.224.95.61.touchtelindia.net) on: Mon Sep 27 01:58:27 EDT 2004
  
  why do india have a vast population?
  
  indian beds are more fertile than indian fields!!
  
  

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