Dear Filthy Hindu Pigs!
Do you know how the madharchodh Ganesha got a big dick stuck on his face?
Parvati got drunk one day and was giving Ganesha a blowjob and in her ecstasy bit off Vinayaka's cock. In her drunken state, she mistakenly reattached the big dick to Ganesha's face making the bastard look like an fucking elephant!