Topic started by Tamizharasan (@ wwwgate31.motorola.com) on Tue Jul 22 16:03:02 .
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Hi Everyone
As we know sardar jokes are very famous in India. this thread is not to hurt anyone. this one is just for fun. Let me start with one sardar joke. You are welcome to post whatever you guys have heard. so that we can have collection of sardar jokes.

Two sardarji's named guru singh and satavan singh are travelling in a train.
Guru singh looks like typical sardarji with beard and moustache.
Unfortunately Satavan Singh does not have beard and moustache.
Guru Singh goes to sleep asking satavan singh to wake him up when Ahmedabad comes. Satavan singh is very jealous of his co traveller guru singh because he does not have beard and moustach. So while gurusingh is sleeping he takes a knife and shaves of guru singh's beard and moustache.
Before Ahmedabad's comes satavan singh goes to guru singh and wakes him up.Guru singh goes to wash basin to freshen up. But after seeing his face in the mirror he says this guy satavan singh woke up somebody else instead of me!!!!!!

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• From: yogi (@ dsl254-092-210.nyc1.dsl.speakeasy.net) on: Mon Sep 27 13:03:31 EDT 2004
  
  Padmashri Laloo Prasad ko yeh kitab dena chahiye:
  SARDAR La Loo Prasad
  
  
• From: yogi (@ dsl254-092-210.nyc1.dsl.speakeasy.net) on: Mon Sep 27 13:03:50 EDT 2004
  
  Padmashri Laloo Prasad ko yeh kitab dena chahiye:
  SARDAR La Loo Prasad
  
  
• From: punjabisardaar (@ adsl-67-124-222-191.dsl.sndg02.pacbell.net) on: Tue Sep 28 01:49:36 EDT 2004
  
  hasadan u are a looser
  
  
• From: aqsdfghjkl; (@ campuscache1.eku.edu) on: Thu Sep 30 15:57:31 EDT 2004
  
  f uck ya all fu cking dumb as s mother fuc k..s
  
  
• From: aqsdfghjkl; (@ campuscache1.eku.edu) on: Thu Sep 30 15:57:37 EDT 2004
  
  f uck ya all fu cking dumb as s mother fuc k..s
  
  
• From: AJ (@ 12-222-152-144.client.insightbb.com) on: Thu Sep 30 18:41:33 EDT 2004
  
  I am an indian non-punjabi non-muslim non-hindu JAIN. I live in the US with a pakistani a bangladeshi and a sri-lankan roommate. If only all u idiots could realize what a great bunch of people we all are together there would be no animosity and hatred. punjabi;s are awesome and so are muslims - people are not bad, religious zealots are.
  
  
• From: sulli-chodar (@ 192.60.248.104) on: Fri Oct 1 10:57:33 EDT 2004
  
  Agreed AJ. We hindus, sardars r great. But Sullas- All Muslims (Sullas) are Sardars, leeches, kiss asses, beticchods and bhenchods. sare sulo ki ma ki choot aur bhosare main kaloon ka bimari wala danda. Saab salee sultan gunj dacoity case me maar kha kar kabool karege ki 'woo suar ki aulad, katte lund, bimaridaar, haramzade, khabeez, tatti sunge suar hain'. they are shameless creatures. chulu bhaar pani main doob marna chahiye. parasite, leeches, maderchod haramzade. Betichod, kamine, bhosari ke kutte. salo ki gaand mai mirchi laga hua danda ghusare dena chahuye
  
  
• From: punjabisardaar (@ adsl-67-124-220-190.dsl.sndg02.pacbell.net) on: Sat Oct 2 03:35:22 EDT 2004
  
  sulli-chodar, on one side u say sardars are great and then u sayall sullar are sardars and bhenchods. try to be more clear.
  yes AJ, u got it right, PUNJABIS ARE AWESOME!
  
  
• From: love (@ cache4.mos.com.np) on: Mon Oct 4 06:00:44 EDT 2004
  
  it is good but there is only few jokes in the site
  it would be better if there were more n solid jokes
  thanks
  
  
• From: proud-desi (@ 192.60.248.104) on: Tue Oct 5 12:46:45 EDT 2004
  
  U all are sullas posing as hindus. U all are leeches, kiss asses, beticchods and bhenchods. Tumhari ma ki choot aur bhosare main kaloon ka bimari wala danda. Saab salee sultan gunj dacoity case me maar kha kar kabool karege ki 'Tum suar ki aulad, katte lund, bimaridaar, haramzade, khabeez, tatti sunge suar hain'. they are shameless creatures. chulu bhaar pani main doob marna chahiye. parasite, leeches, maderchod haramzade. Betichod, kamine, bhosari ke kutte. Tum salo ki gaand mai mirchi laga hua danda ghusare dena chahuye
  
  
• From: pahelwasn@hotmail.com (@ 192.60.248.104) on: Tue Oct 5 13:22:16 EDT 2004
  
  Who call me a Sulla? I am a proud Hindu. How do you dare to call me a sulla?
  
  
• From: bvitch Arse (@ 63-230-192-168.phnx.qwest.net) on: Sun Oct 10 19:48:47 EDT 2004
  
  leeches, kiss asses, beticchods and bhenchods. Tumhari ma ki choot aur bhosare main kaloon ka bimari wala danda. Saab salee sultan gunj dacoity case me maar kha kar kabool karege ki 'Tum suar ki aulad, katte lund, bimaridaar, haramzade, khabeez, tatti sunge suar hain'. they are shameless creatures. chulu bhaar pani main doob marna chahiye. parasite, leeches, maderchod haramzade. Betichod, kamine, bhosari ke kutte. Tum salo ki gaand mai mirchi laga hua danda ghusare dena chahuye
  
  
• From: i m notta chutiya (@ 202.141.99.130) on: Thu Oct 14 10:20:19 EDT 2004
  
  madarchodon, jokes ki tareef karo !!
  unki gaand mat maro
  
  
• From: chunga (@ 203.200.43.195) on: Sun Oct 17 16:45:54 EDT 2004
  
  Here is a modified version of the sardarji joke
  
  Two sardarji's named guru singh and satavan singh are travelling in a train.
  Guru singh looks like typical sardarji with beard and moustache.
  Unfortunately Satavan Singh does not have beard and moustache.
  Guru Singh goes to sleep asking satavan singh to wake him up when Ahmedabad comes. Satavan singh is very jealous of his co traveller guru singh because he does not have beard and moustach.
  He was thinking how to get rid of this guy. when ahmedabad railway station was arrived, he saw an angry mob in saffron clothes with torche and petrol cans and they were entering the bogi. Satavan singh went to them and told them that a muslim is sleeping here, but just has transformed as sardarji in afraid of you.
  
  
• From: opriya (@ 192.60.248.104) on: Tue Oct 19 14:01:13 EDT 2004
  
  Two sardarji's named guru singh and satavan singh are travelling in a train.
  Guru singh looks like typical sardarji with beard and moustache.
  Unfortunately Satavan Singh does not have beard and moustache.
  Guru Singh goes to sleep asking satavan singh to wake him up when Ahmedabad comes. Satavan singh is very jealous of his co traveller guru singh because he does not have beard and moustach.
  He was thinking how to get rid of this guy. when ahmedabad railway station was arrived, he saw an angry mob in saffron clothes with torche and petrol cans and they were entering the bogi. Satavan singh went to them and told them that a muslim is sleeping here, but just has transformed as sardarji in afraid of you
  
  
• From: baby doll (@ dialin-145-254-196-049.arcor-ip.net) on: Wed Oct 20 07:26:14 EDT 2004
  
  hey i thought its a forum for sardar jokes ... but there is only one joke .. thats all... we dont have to discuss whats besser , to be hindu or muslim or something else.. life is too short, so laugh and make other people laugh ;-)
  
  love
  
  baby doll
  
  

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