Topic started by AadhiL (@ 195.229.241.167) on Wed Mar 17 01:22:49 EST 2004.
All times in EST +10:30 for IST.

Very recently I got an email broadcast that i listed below.After reading first I felt angry.
one of my collegue(not Keralite..but knws malayalam..and had his some studies in Kerala) sent me this.

After some time I felt som wht is true..wht i had experienced.

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No offence intended folks...just a leeeettle humour...vokay? Laughter Via Kerala

Name the wonly part of the werld, where Malayalis don't werk hard?

Kerala

why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?

Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi.

Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?

To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in the Gelff.

Why do Malayali's go to the Gelff?

To yearn meney.

What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?

He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.

Why did the Malayali go to the concert in Rome?

Because he wanted to hear pope music.

What is Malayali management graduate called?

Yem Bee Yae.

Why did his wife divorce him?

Because he was louwing another woman.

Who found out that?

His aandy.

What does a Malayali do when he goes to America?

He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.

What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?

An Oto.

Who is Malayali's fyamousu aectress?

Geedha, Revadhi, Zilgsmidha end Ambiga.

Why Kerala is the heghly literate state in India?

Its easily giving Degree to get rid of the peapal from Kerala

Which car does he purchase when he gets license?

Second hand Mercedes.

..blah ..blah

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Why we act like this?
Do everyone other than keralites had such a character??
Put ur comments/experiences on this.

Regards
AaaDhILL

Responses:

• From: aaDhIl (@ nhb213.emirates.net.ae) on: Wed Mar 17 02:29:22 EST 2004
  
  Comments Please
  
  
• From: Mike the Mechanic (@ port-212-202-96-26.reverse.qsc.de) on: Wed Mar 17 05:44:55 EST 2004
  
  aaDhIl, Do you know why no one has yet followed up this thread? Just because everyone knows that this topic does not deserve a blabber. You just can't generalize malayalees based on their command over English. Have you ever talked to a tamilian or telugan? Probably not. Even the brilliant IIT graduates or the top rated IAS officers from Bihar have a funny accent. So there's no point in laughing at a malayali. We are not taught Queen's English.
  
  
• From: AadhiL (@ nhb213.emirates.net.ae) on: Wed Mar 17 06:00:27 EST 2004
  
  Dear,
  
  U misunderstood me.
  I never put anything on accent.
  That the guy who wrote this put in a different way.
  
  Leave that.
  Content wise..its something abt Malayaleees..only.
  Maybe it felt me as weakness.
  
  
• From: shani (@ 202.88.240.6) on: Wed Mar 17 10:30:20 EST 2004
  
  Ha Ha Aadhil
  
  Tht's funny...
  Give my allo(hello);) to tht guy who sent this to you
  
  Most funny statement is
  
  //Kerala
  
  why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
  
  Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi. //
  
  Adipoli
  
  
• From: aaDhil (@ nhb213.emirates.net.ae) on: Wed Mar 17 11:17:53 EST 2004
  
  That I told naa.
  I felt when I read this first.
  
  Also in my department I am the only malayalee..
  I argued argued argued argued..finally...#$%^&*!!
  
  Whtever he mentioned is true.
  
  
  
• From: aadhiL (@ 213.42.2.26) on: Thu Mar 18 06:26:41 EST 2004
  
  Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom
  
  

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