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Topic started by Ganesh (@ 203.197.81.153) on Mon Sep 24 01:42:18 .

I am interested in collecting Tamil kadi jokes.
Anyone to help me out..

ganesh

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From: mgb on Fri May 1 4:47:35 2009. [Full View]

viraajan wrote:

mgb wrote:

STD'kku enna opposite ?

No coffee da
From: mgb on Fri May 1 4:48:07 2009. [Full View]

sarna_blr wrote:

mgb wrote:

thamizh news vaasikkara ladieslam edhukku pudavai kattikittu vaasikkaraanga ?

pudavai kattalainaa news yaaru paappaanga

yenna avanga vaasikkaradhu "thalaippu" seidhigal
From: mgb on Fri May 1 4:48:55 2009. [Full View]

sarna_blr wrote:

mgb wrote:

postman keezha vizhundha eppadi vizhuvaar ?

thabaal

viraajan wrote:

mgb wrote:

postman keezha vizhundha eppadi vizhuvaar ?

தபால்'னு விழுவாரு
From: mgb on Fri May 1 4:49:24 2009. [Full View]

sarna_blr wrote:

mgb wrote:

mahabaratham'la eppa paaru ukkandhukitta irundhadhu yaaru ?

kd

viraajan wrote:

mgb wrote:

mahabaratham'la eppa paaru ukkandhukitta irundhadhu yaaru ?

kundhi devi
From: mgb on Fri May 1 4:50:20 2009. [Full View]

viraajan wrote:

mgb wrote:

why barking dogs dont bite ?

they cant do both simultaneously
From: mgb on Fri May 1 4:50:41 2009. [Full View]

sarna_blr wrote:

mgb wrote:

mappilaiyum ponnum nadandhu pogumbodhu mazha peyudhu.. maappila nananjudaraan aanaal ponnu nanaiyala.. yen ?

koorappodava
From: NOV on Sun Aug 9 20:55:09 2009. [Full View]

difference between idly and thOsai?

idly koottamma varum
thOsai single-ah varum
From: Raghu on Fri Oct 16 4:55:22 2009. [Full View]

NOV wrote:

difference between idly and thOsai?

idly koottamma varum
thOsai single-ah varum

ilthellam oru Joke-U , ippo enoda joke-a parungaapa

1)When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him
keep her.
David Bissonette

2)After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just
can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Sacha Guitry

3)By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a
bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates

4)Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
RICARDO

5)The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What
does a woman want?"
Dumas

6)I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Sigmund Freud

7)'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a
restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and
dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
Anonymous

8)'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic
banking. It's called marriage.'
Sam Kinison

9)'I've had bad luck with both my wives...The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'
James Holt McGavra

10) Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Patrick Murra

11)The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it
once....
Nash

12)You know what I did before I married?
Anything I wanted to.
Anonymous

13)My wife and I were happy for twenty years.
Then we met.
Henny Youngman

14)A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Rodney Dangerfield

15) A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he
received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
Anonymous

16)First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
From: MrIndia on Mon Oct 19 14:53:18 2009. [Full View]

NOV wrote:

difference between idly and thOsai?

idly koottamma varum
thOsai single-ah varum

set thosai

From: app_engine on Tue Nov 10 13:39:55 2009.

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Got from a forwarded mail (some are hilarious like the translation of 'nAyakan') :

Quote:

Tamil Names
==========
Doctor -- Vaidyanathan
Dentist -- Pallavan
Lawyer -- Kesavan
North Indian Lawyer -- Panjabakesan
Financier -- Dhanasekaran
Cardiologist -- Irudhayaraj
Pediatrist -- Kuzhandaisamy
Psychiatrist -- Mano
Sex Therapist -- Kamadevan
Marriage Counselor -- Kalyanasundaram
Ophthalmologist --Kannayiram
ENT Specialist -- Neelakandan
Diabetologist -- Sakkarapani
Nutritionist -- Arogyasamy
Hypnotist -- Sokkalingam
Mentalist -- Budhisikamani
Exorcist -- Maatruboodham
Magician -- Mayandi
Builder -- Sengalvarayan
Painter -- Chitraguptan
Meteorologist -- Kaarmegam
Agriculturist -- Pachaiyappan
Horticulturist -- Pushpavanam
Landscaper -- Bhuminathan
Barber -- Kondaiappan
Beggar -- Pichai
Bartender -- Madhusudhan
Alcoholic -- Kallapiraan
Exhibitionist -- Ambalavaanan
Fiction writer -- Naavalan
Makeup Man -- Singaram
Milk Man -- Paul Raj
Dairy Farmer -- Pasupathi
Dog Groomer -- Naayagan
Snake Charmer -- Nagamurthi
Mountain Climber -- Yezhumalai
Javelin Thrower -- Velayudam
Polevaulter -- Thaandavarayan
Weight Lifter -- Balaraman
Sumo Wrestler -- Gundu Rao
Karate Expert -- Kailaasam
Kick Boxer -- Ethiraj
Batsman -- Dhandiappan
Bowler -- Balaji
Spin Bowler -- Thirupathi
Female Spin Bowler -- Thirupura Sundari
Driver -- Sarathy
Attentive Driver -- Parthasarathy

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