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A joke per day...keeps the doctor away!
| Topic started by NOV on Tue May 23 22:28:46 2006. | [Full View] |
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| From: Bala (Karthik) on Mon Oct 26 3:36:38 2009. | [Full View] |
| P_R wrote: |
| Some of these are cooked up and/or general jokes attributed to him.
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Plum sonna madhiri PT master jokes. I think its a aggregation of all such PT master utterences but always attributed to "my PT master".
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Here is a video which includes stumpers like Almost all the students brotherhood important. Sister. Among the brother of the sister.... |
| From: great on Wed Oct 28 4:01:46 2009. | [Full View] |
| P_R wrote: |
| Some of these are cooked up and/or general jokes attributed to him.
Here is a video which includes stumpers like Almost all the students brotherhood important. Sister. Among the brother of the sister.... |
| From: P_R on Wed Oct 28 4:05:44 2009. | [Full View] |
| From: NOV on Thu Oct 29 22:01:15 2009. | [Full View] |
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| Samy Vellu and his driver, Muniandy, were cruising along a Sungai Siput country road one evening when an old dog loomed in front of the car.
Muniandy tried to avoid it but couldn't - the old dog was killed. Samy Vellu told Muniandy to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened. About an hour later, Muniandy staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a bottle of expensive wine in one hand, an expensive Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick. "What happened?" asked Samy Vellu. "Well," Muniandy replied, "the farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar, and their beautiful twin daughters were so happy they kept kissing me!" "My God, what did you tell them?" asked Samy Vellu. Muniandy replied: "I'm Samy Vellu's driver, and I just killed the old dog." |
| From: P_R on Sun Nov 1 3:53:01 2009. | [Full View] |
| From: NOV on Tue Nov 3 0:31:41 2009. | [Full View] |
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| New Delhi. In what could prove to be a major marketing and legal
embarrassment for Hindustan Unilever Limited (HUL), a 26-year-old man has filed a case against the FMCG company, which owns the Axe brand of men grooming products, for ‘cheating’ and causing him ‘mental suffering’. The plaintiff has cited his failure to attract any girl at all even though he’s been using Axe products for over seven years now. Axe advertisements suggest that the products help men in instantly attracting women. Vaibhav Bedi, the petitioner, also surrendered all his used, unused and half-used deodorant sprays, perfume sticks and roll-ons, anti-perspirants, aftershaves, body washes, shampoos, and hair gels to the court, and demanded a laboratory test of the products and narcotics test of the brand managers of Axe. Vaibhav was pushed to take this step when his bai (maid) beat him with a broom when he tried to impress her by appearing naked in front of her after applying all the Axe products. No girl ever asked Vaibhav to call her “Where the heck is the Axe effect? I’ve been waiting for it for over seven years. Right from my college to now in my office, no girl ever agreed to even go out for a tea or coffee with me, even though I’m sure they could smell my perfumes, deodorants and aftershaves. I always applied them in abundance to make sure the girls get turned on as they show in the television. Finally I thought I’d try to impress my lonely bai who had an ugly fight with her husband and was living alone for over a year. Axe effect my foot!” Vaibhav expressed his unhappiness. Vaibhav claims that he had been using all the Axe products as per the company’s instructions even since he first bought them. He argued that if he couldn’t experience the Axe effect despite using the products as directed, either the company was making false claims or selling fake products. “I had always stored them in cool and dry place, and kept them away from direct light or heat. I’d always use a ruler before applying the spray and make sure that the distance between the nozzle and my armpit was at least 15 centimeters. I’d do everything they told. I even beat up my 5-year-old nephew for coming near my closet, as they had instructed it to keep away from children’s reach. And yet, all I get is a broom beating from my ugly bai.” Vaibhav expressed his frustration. Vaibhav claims that he had to do go a lot of mental suffering and public humiliation due to the lack of Axe effect and wants HUL to compensate him for this agony. An advocate in Karkardooma court, who happened to mistake Vaibhav for some deodorant vendor when he entered the court premises with all the bottles, has now offered to take up his case in the court. HUL has been served a legal notice in this regard. HUL has officially declined to comment on the case citing the subject to be sub judice, but our sources inform that the company was worried over the possible outcomes of the case. The company might argue that Vaibhav was hopelessly unattractive and unintelligent and didn’t possess the bare minimum requirements for the Axe effect to take place. Officially HUL has not issued any statement, but legal experts believe that HUL could have tough time convincing the court. “HUL might be tempted to take that line of argument, but it is very risky. There is no data to substantiate the supposition that unattractive and unintelligent men don’t attract women. In fact some of the best looking women have been known to marry and date absolutely ghoulish guys. I’d suggest that the company settles this issue out of court.” noted lawyer Ram Jhoothmalani said. |
| From: ksen on Tue Nov 3 1:02:45 2009. | [Full View] |
) to safeguard themselves | From: NOV on Mon Nov 9 21:54:37 2009. | [Full View] |
| From: Dinesh84 on Fri Nov 20 0:27:41 2009. | [Full View] |
| From: ksen on Sat Nov 21 14:20:12 2009. | [Full View] |
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